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Your dick is too small to occupy your whole hand, hun, so why don’t you use those extra fingers to dial the phone and call lovely Lydia. I know the only way you can even get a rise out of that little Q-tip is by calling for some small penis humiliation phone sex. Go ahead, pick up those little balls of yours and dial 1 877 903 TRAN for the shaming you need to make that little cockie quiver!
